Sunday, August 25, 2013

Austin-ism's

Lately Austin has been saying some pretty funny things. Here are a few:

A: "My booty shaken'."
Mom: "What?"
A: "My booty shaken' hurts!"
Mom: "Your booty?"
A: "Yeah, my booty shaken' hurts, Mom!"

A: "I want to go to Heather's cool!"
Mom: "You want to go to Heather's?"
A: "Yes, and swim in her cool!"
Mom: "Pool?"
A: "Yeah, cool!"

A: "I'm having hangaburger buns, you having tacos."

A: "Mom, I need money. I need cash!"
Dad: "You need cash? For what?"
A: "Yeah, I need cash for light, it's broken."

About anything: "What happen?"

"Set my timer up!" when he doesn't want to stop doing something.

Anytime I tell him to do something and he doesn't do it I say "I told you ___________ would happen if ________ wasn't done."
His version: "I told ya." Which he says to me all the time about anything, however, he doesn't say it in a mean way.

At church today:
Mom: "Good job Micah."
A: "Micah, good job!"
*I start laughing*
A: "Good job Micah! Good job!"
*All adults present laughing*

Putting Austin to bed tonight this happened:
A: "Fluffy mango!"
Mom: "Fluffy mango?"
A: "Yeah, fluffy mango!"
Mom: "Ok."
A: "Gus is a fluffy mango!"
*Laughter for the next 2 minutes from both of us, I was laughing at him laughing so hard!*

I sure love that little goofball!