Austin-isms

As we all know, kids can say some funny things. Here are a few from the past two hours.

As he runs around with one of his hot wheels:
Austin: "Watch this dad! Watch this style!"
Dad: "Where can I get that style?"
Austin "From your brain!"


During dinner:
"Dad, you hear that quietness? (Pause) That's my foot twinkling" (wiggling his toes)
*Brandon and I couldn't stop laughing at this one*


After dinner:
"I'm an Indian blower." - no idea where this came from

Austin: "Dad, tickle my feet."
Dad: "Tickle your own feet."
Austin: "I can't! Oh wait, I can!"

"My air bag!!" - talking about the bag for his camp chair

"Chicken and meat do not go together."


Earlier while making dinner:
Austin: "I am going to help you put baby brother in bed. It will be tonight, right?"
Mom: "Nope, about 2 weeks."
Austin: "Why not tonight?"


Talking about his Legos before dinner:
Austin: "I have an ax and a sword. I made the sword!"
Mom: "Who made the ax?"
Austin a little shocked I asked: "I did..."


Seriously, these were just in the past two hours. Sometimes I think we should just record what he says all day so we can remember it. We love listening to him!